If you missed out on the hastag #BeingFemaleinNigeria trending last week on twitter,
do you live under a rock? don’t worry we’ve round up a few of our favorites. It’s nice to know that we’re not out on an island by ourselves sometimes.
Let’s start with Amma’s top picks:
This one is hilarious because it reminds me of the side eye I sometimes get for wanting to go back to school. “So you want degrees but you don’t want children, eh”—ermmm I’ll take both please and thank you.
This one I like because it is positive and it also represents something I am very passionate about. I think the privilege of getting to raise a boy child means bringing someone sensible that all the girls will swoon over because he will be all of the greatest sophisti-ratchet swagged philosophical things I wanted… you are welcome in advance to his wife.
A bit problematic given my tendencies towards guys younger than me… but ma sakyira.
This I find HILARIOUS… because I was just talking to a friend about the erectile dysfunction commercials over the airwaves in Ghana and how it is VERY clear that women are not ashamed of their ‘carnal desires’. Here… it is obviously the men who are struggling to keep up. #viagrabeforeviagra #goingtojujumenforstrokegameupgrades #struggleisreal #beingaghanaianman
Here are my picks:
I had a few too many favs, so I have less to say about them and will just let you marinate in their truth instead.
#realtears** because I can actually see Ghanaian aunties and moms saying this in their accents.
I’ve been saying this Over and Over and Over again. This emphasis on equipping women to be ‘good spouses’, and somehow thinking that men have this innate ability to know how to love, serve, protect, stay faithful to, be sensitive to and open up to their spouse is beyond me… but this will have to be saved for another time and blog post.
When the holidays roll by… when the family functions take place… hell, every damn Sunday.
Afua, you look [fill in the blank with any ordinarily-positive-compliment on brains, beauty and confidence… which somehow doesn’t quite come out as a compliment in the context it is given]
It’s that, or all your relatives will think ‘you’re not taking good care of your husband and home…’
I had to add this for a friend… #butthat’snoneofmybusiness … chirp … chirp’
These last two I take to heart… because a guy friend politely informed me of the following when I told him I just want a regular guy to approach me, because I’m a regular ol’ gal: ‘afua, when a man sees you out and might want to approach, first he has to contend with the sea of too known repat friends you’re surrounded by, then he’ll be hit with the SERIOUSS slang, then he’ll find out your schooling and job, then he’ll see you driving some car wahh, the apartment and the places you like to frequent…. #massabegonewiththatdesire’
Word to your mother… and your grandmother.
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** Real tears because I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying